SHREDDING!!! #9

Theme Songs #17

Black Sabbath- Black Sabbath

Happy Halloween.

SHREDDING!!! #8

Weird Al shreds with The Roots to form a Super Saiyan God level Polish wedding band. Too bad they didn’t have Tuba Gooding Jr. back then.

The Poor Man’s… #7

Mortal Kombat’s selfie finisher is the poor man’s…

Tekken selfie finisher.

Not only was the Tekken selfie first, it’s the funnier of the two. Tekken goes for silly where Mortal Kombat goes for snarky. The Tekken characters make different expressions based on their individual personalities, Mortal Kombat is the same joke every time. MK gets points for the comment section at the end but it would have been nice if they had different joke comments for everyone.

Unassuming Badasses #6

Ewoks

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The Ewoks won the Star Wars.

Futuresuit #9

Star Trek: The Next Generation

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The future is all about turtlenecks.

How I Represent Over This Here Beat #5

Source: Forget Me Nots- Patrice Rushen

Give Me Tha Ass- The Beatnuts 


Men In Black- Will Smith (produced by Poke and Tone)

Coincidental Incidents #6

Crash (2004) 

Ludacris, portraying a carjacker, attempts to steal a Lincoln Navigator from Terrence Howard, a TV director.

Result: Terrance Howard beats up Ludacris and takes his gun.


Hustle & Flow (2005)

Ludacris, an established Memphis crunk rapper, hires Terrence Howard, a pimp, dealer, and aspiring rapper, as his weed man for a Fourth of July homecoming party. Howard takes the opportunity to give Luda his mixtape. Luda accepts the tape, but later dumps it in the toilet behind Howard’s back.

Result: Terrance Howard takes Ludacris’ gun and beats him with it.


Empire “Without a Country” (2015)

Ludacris, a corrections officer, confiscates a laptop from Terrance Howard, an imprisoned record label owner, that contains the masters to a track he recorded while serving time. Finally, a situation where Terrance Howard can’t lay a finger on Ludacris or his gun without some serious repercussions.

Result: Terrance Howard’s lawyer has his men on the outside pistol whip Ludacris into submission.

When will you learn Luda? When will you learn?

The Old Band #12

The Jazz Brothers

Chuck Mangione’s old band. His brother Gap too.

Unsung Source Material #6

It’s a well known fact that an interpolation of “Good Times” by Chic is the primary sample used in “Rapper’s Delight” by the Sugar Hill Gang.

But what about that intro? It isn’t in “Good Times.” Did the Sugar Hill house band just make it up themselves to give the song an intro and to help differentiate it from the source material? Nope (well possibly to that last part, I don’t know), surprise, it’s more source material. An interpolation of the intro to another disco song; “Here Comes That Sound Again” by Love De-Luxe. 

This song was composed by Alan Hawkshaw, who also wrote “The Champ”, one of the most heavily sampled songs in music history. “Here Comes That Sound Again” was Love De-Luxe’s only hit and isn’t really recognized today among classics of the disco era. It doesn’t change the fact that this song goes in, though. I discovered it playing “The Warriors” for PS2, it’s the best song for rumbles.